I’m only in this for your cute butt.
Gotta say, there are a lot of things I like about you, but I’m really in this relationship for your cute butt.
Cards
I love you a hole punch.
Now this is an easy Valentine’s Day card you can make while you’re busy “working” at the office.
Strange Valentine’s Day Cards to Print Off
Not sure why you’d want to share these cards with your friends, but feel free to print them if you want to.
I want to nail you this Valentine’s Day.
Not sure if we’re building a bench or a baby, but as long as I’m with you, I’ll be happy.
Stalker is a harsh word. How about Valentine?
Nothing says love like following someone around and being totally obsessed with them.