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Why fight oral hygiene-enjoy it! Here’s the he-man toothpaste, best argument yet for brushing 3 times a day. 2 1/2 oz. tubes flavored with the real thin-Scotch or Bourbon. Night-before feeling on the morning after. Rinse with soda instead of water if you prefer. That’s a good deal at only $1. via Boing Boing.
See, not everyone is against drinking and driving, some states actually encourage it. Granted, if you choose to, you only get three different exits; Jail, Hospital, Morgue. Not the coolest places to hang out but hey, at least you got to drink and drive.
Sometimes products are just so wrong that you can’t help but want them. These wiz glasses made it look like you are drinking pee when in fact you are not. Well I hope you are not because that’s just not right. Unless it’s a live for die situation. Then it’s OK. But only then.
Most people like to pass breathalyzers. Women cry or show off their goods, some people play dumb, and others just argue. However, if you want to be sure to fail your breathalyzer test, try and get some booze out of it. Bottoms up!
How many times have you been to a restaurant and been told the soup of the day only to be disappointed that what you really want wasn’t on the menu? Some lucky people found out that their soup of the day was whiskey. It may not be the best tasting one, but it sure does … Read more