When people try to rain on your parade, poke them in the eye with your umbrella.
Then run fast as you never know if they have an anger management issue. via venspired.com
Advice
Good things come to those who work their ass off and never give up.
Waiting isn’t going to do you any good. Go out there, work hard and get what you deserve. No one is going to give it to you.
Why Worry? You don’t need to.
Worrying doesn’t help anything. Relax, take a deep breath and worry less.
If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
I know a lot of people who do this well. However I don’t know if they’re doing it on purpose.
Holding a grudge is letting someone live rent-free in your head.
Forgive and forget. Or at least forgive.
My destiny is in my own hands.
Wait! What? Who decided to put me in charge? That’s defiantly not a good idea. I know me, I’ll screw this up. Where’s plan B?
Advice: Spooning leads to forking.
Go out, have a few drinks, get your groove on and have fun. Just remember, spooning leads to forking.
Worrying Is Like A Rocking Chair…
It gives you something to do, but doesn’t get you anywhere.
Relax. The Galactic War Can Wait
Even galactic soldiers take time to relax; and you should to. Find a pool or a margarita and just chill for a while.