Sometimes it is easy being green.
This St. Patrick’s day, everyone can be green! Just don’t wear pink and you’ll be fine. via OffTheMark
The leprechaun was delicious.
Why do you never see leprechauns? Maybe because cats eat them. They’re so tasty, but not so lucky.
Want to see my leprechaun?
If you want to see my leprechaun, just ask. I’ll show you. This St Patrick’s Day, have people asking you to take off your shirt with this leprechaun shirt. Granted, the beer should be good enough, but hey, why not stand out?
Even Spiderman has one of those days.
It’s not just you that has days where you’d be better off just staying in bed. Even Spiderman gets tangled in his own web sometimes. via BrandiShermanGermana
Hope we’re friends forever. Even after death. Ghost friends!
You’re so much fun that when we die, I hope we become ghost friends and scare the shit out of people together.
Taste the Rainbow Cake… or Not
Even rainbows sometime turn out to be a little hard to make. Just a little frosting and the next thing you know you’re out of space. Now you’re stuck in the middle with a cake that looks tasty, but something looks a bit off. No one will notice right? via cakewrecks.com
Which cell phone network has their users by the balls?
Everyone loves a good ball graphic which is why they all used them to say how great they were. Turns out, this is the one that the big networks don’t want you to see.
Poor cats, they have no toys. Well none they want to play with.
No matter how many toys a cat has, they only want the ones they can’t have. Why are cat owners so mean?
Have you looked at the stars lately? You really should.
When you’re feeling down, just look up at the stars and realize that there are bigger things to be concerned about. Enjoy what you have and let the worries just float away.
Even Luigi’s mom calls him green Mario.
We often say Mario brothers, but really, it’s Mario and Luigi. The brothers don’t have a last name so when we say Mario brothers, we’re leaving out Luigi.