Look, a Unicorn, in a Unitard, on a Unicycle.
The unicorn, unitard, unicycle argument can’t be beat. Play this card carefully.
Check out this zombie story!
Seems like if you go to church on Easter you can hear a pretty good zombie story with a lot less annoying bickering than the Walking Dead tv show. Seems legit.
Fill your Easter basket with bunny poop.
I don’t think Easter candy is bunny poop, but you never know for sure. Either way, I’d shop at this store.
Surprise! Your chocolate Easter bunny doesn’t want to be eaten.
You’re going to do with your chocolate Easter bunny? Shocking! Actually, it’s Kofli chocolate with coffee inside. Yum!
What’s in your Easter egg?
The Kolner zoo doesn’t seem to have candy in their Easter eggs, they have animals! Cute little ones too!
Donald Trump as Poop
What does Donald Trump look like? Like the poop emoticon. Know what? You can even get this on a shirt! Shirt offer expires Mar 31, 2016 at 8:00 PM EDT
Turns out, I’m hotter than you.
If you say you’re cooler than me… Does that make me hotter than you? There’s always more than one way to look at every situation, and, chances are, one of those ways make you look good.
Harvesting the Rainbow of Skittles
Ever wonder how they grow Skittles? Just plant them and they come up. Granted, harvesting takes quite a bit of time, but it’s worth it.
Happy St. Patrick Stewarts Day
Drink some green beer and then have Scotty beam you up so you can ride in your spaceship to the plant Hangover. It’ll be great.
Sometimes it is easy being green.
This St. Patrick’s day, everyone can be green! Just don’t wear pink and you’ll be fine. via OffTheMark