Grunge Mario Wallpaper
Plumbing is dirty work and sometimes Mario isn’t so clean. He still looks pretty sweet a little dirty.
Zombies Hate Stuff
What’s so bad about being a zombie? Lots of things actually. Zombies hate clowns. They also hate hippies, not to mention zip lines, penguins, nudists, weddings, sharing, and kittens. They really hate unicorns, strangely don’t mind Canadians, and love YOU. Need to know more? Get the book.
Take your relationship to the next level.
Every time someone asks you to take your relationship to the next level, pray it’s not an underwater level. Those suck! Granted, after that is the ice level and that’s even worse. The princess is totally worth it though. via explosm
Go out there and strut your stuff like the cool cat you are!!
We all have those days, but when you feel bad about your body image, look at yourself the way you’d look at a cat. Average-sized cat? Awww. Itty bitty cat? So cute. Big fat cat? Freakin’ adorable! Cat with chubby cheeks? Amazing! Cat with a big soft belly? LOVE IT! Cat with scars? MY CHILD! So … Read more
PacMan Pixel Wallpaper
Who doesn’t love PacMan and his ghosts full of pixel goodness. Retro gaming FTW.
Is there really life outside the internet?
People keep telling me there is life outside the internet, but I’ve yet to see the proof. However, the internet is everywhere so maybe there is not place that is outside the internet.
Remember when Spiderman was little and got stuck in the water spout?
Back when Spiderman was an itsy bitsy spider he got stuck in the water spout. It just goes to show you that everyone is embarrassed by their past.
I have a stick and you look like a piñata.
I’m just saying that you should probably get out of my way otherwise I’m going to see if you’re full of candy.