No Breakfast in Bed Equals a Clean Kitchen
We decided not to make you breakfast in bed so that we can keep the kitchen nice and clean. How thoughtful of us. 🙂
It’s hard being a super hero on Mother’s Day.
Sadly, most super hero’s moms aren’t here any more. via letsbefriendsagain.com
Chickens got it weird on Mother’s Day.
Happy Mother’s Day bucket of KFC. You’re in there right Mom? Dad? Aunt June? via Jim Benton
Never ask Batman about his Mother’s Day plans.
Batman can take down the biggest bad guys, but Mother’s Day isn’t something he can deal with.
Thanks for keeping it awkward mom.
Your mom will always be there to kiss your troubles and make it awkward. Awkward but better.
Inner peace is closer than you think.
Learning to ignore things is one of the greatest paths to inner peace. You can do this.
How to eat snacks.
If you’re not eating your snacks this way, then you’re doing it wrong. via pleated jeans
I Hate Everything
Life isn’t always rosy and happiness. Sometimes it sucks and we just hate everything. ‘I hate that wind chimes don’t always chime. I hate the wind. I hate that you saw that coming. I hate being predictable.’ ‘I hate putting up Christmas lights. I hate when the light strands are all knotted. I hate that … Read more
Grunge Mario Wallpaper
Plumbing is dirty work and sometimes Mario isn’t so clean. He still looks pretty sweet a little dirty.
Zombies Hate Stuff
What’s so bad about being a zombie? Lots of things actually. Zombies hate clowns. They also hate hippies, not to mention zip lines, penguins, nudists, weddings, sharing, and kittens. They really hate unicorns, strangely don’t mind Canadians, and love YOU. Need to know more? Get the book.