Want to be well-informed or sane? Pick one.
It’s hard to stay well-informed with what’s going on around us today and stay sane. At the end of the day, I always pick sane; which in itself is still subjective.
This Buds For You Mom
This Mother’s Day, get your mom a bud, a flower bud that is. Actually, most mothers probably would rather want a Bud Light, but that doesn’t quite say I Love You like flowers.
No Breakfast in Bed Equals a Clean Kitchen
We decided not to make you breakfast in bed so that we can keep the kitchen nice and clean. How thoughtful of us. 🙂
It’s hard being a super hero on Mother’s Day.
Sadly, most super hero’s moms aren’t here any more. via letsbefriendsagain.com
Chickens got it weird on Mother’s Day.
Happy Mother’s Day bucket of KFC. You’re in there right Mom? Dad? Aunt June? via Jim Benton
Never ask Batman about his Mother’s Day plans.
Batman can take down the biggest bad guys, but Mother’s Day isn’t something he can deal with.
Thanks for keeping it awkward mom.
Your mom will always be there to kiss your troubles and make it awkward. Awkward but better.
Inner peace is closer than you think.
Learning to ignore things is one of the greatest paths to inner peace. You can do this.
How to eat snacks.
If you’re not eating your snacks this way, then you’re doing it wrong. via pleated jeans
I Hate Everything
Life isn’t always rosy and happiness. Sometimes it sucks and we just hate everything. ‘I hate that wind chimes don’t always chime. I hate the wind. I hate that you saw that coming. I hate being predictable.’ ‘I hate putting up Christmas lights. I hate when the light strands are all knotted. I hate that … Read more