Even Ghosts Have A Black Sheet In The Family
It doesn’t matter who your family is, there is always that one that is a little bit different then the rest. He’s just not quite right in the head, but a whole lot of fun!
I’m Not Pregnant. It’s Just a Beer Belly.
Sometimes a big belly doesn’t mean someone has a baby on the inside. Sometimes it just means that they are full of beer.
Upper Class Zombies
Zombies aren’t all brain dead, flesh eating, people with no personality. Some, are quite intellectual and make great dinner conversation.
Destry What Destroys You
Don’t let something, or someone, else get you down. If it’s destroying your life, find a way to get revenge!
Would You Like The Paris Hilton Special?
With the paris Hilton special, every meal comes with Coke. It’s not free Coke, but it’s still a pretty good deal. You could be living like the stars! FYI: Coke means Coca-Cola for those that don’t know better. Don’t do drugs. If you do, you could turn out looking like these fools.
The New Batman And Robin
Take that George Clooney. Here are the new Batman and Robin. These super heros are real, however they probably won’t kick ass quite as much.
Even Zombies Enjoy A Nice Rack
A man’s a man. Even after you take the life from him and turn him into a zombie.
Jam To The Gummy Bear Song
It may sound stupid, it may be stupid, but it’s a fun & addicting song! Oh, I’m a Gummy Bear Yes, I’m a Gummy Bear! Oh, I’m a Yummy, Chummy, Funny, Lucky Gummy Bear. Don’t call me jelly bear, Cuz I’m a Gummy bear, Oh I’m a movin’, groovin’, Jammin’, Singin’ Gummy Bear
OMG: The Axe Ball Cleaner!
This is hilarious. And to make it even better, it sounds like a real product! No one likes to play with dirty equipment, that’s why you have to keep your balls clean.
Corn Maze For Blonds
Sad thing is, there are three in there right now. If they don’t find their way out soon, we’ll have to go in after them.