Obama Doesn’t Mess With Zombies
Can you believe we almost had a zombie for a president? Phew, that was a close one. At least Obama is cool enough just to ignore them. To much other stuff to worry about.
Zombie – Eat Flesh – Subway Spoof
This won’t be my first stop when looking for a restaurant, that is unless I’ve been zombiefied. Then this place looks ultra tasty!
My Fingers Love Each Other
There’s nothing better than getting a nice hug from the person you’ve chosen to stand alongside for the rest of your life!
Brett Favre – The Rapper
Brett Favre – Throwin’ Picks and Textin’ Chicks This works. This totally works. The dudes got some issues, but he could totally monetize this scandal via a musical career.
Zombie Teamwork
Teamwork. We can eat more brains together than we could ever eat alone. Even after we’re dead they’ll still talking about teamwork.
It’s Ok. Don’t Cry.
Don’t Cry. Just say “fuck you” and smile. Some days, you just have to stop taking things personally and realize that the insults you’re getting are because you’re surrounded by jackwads.
Fail Whale. Criminal Mastermind.
Twitter’s Fail Whale is a jerk. He makes all those Twitter birds go out and steal your status updates. Thus taking down Twitter. Why I otta…
Donuts or Brains. It’s A Hard Decision
Wow Janet! While I’d rather be eating your brain, I’ve got to admit these jelly donuts are darn tasty. Could donuts hold off a zombie attack? Possibly. If the donuts were tasty enough. Mmm donuts.
Hangovers Hurt Kittens
When you drink, it’s everyone else that feels the effects. Like that kitten you thought was a sponge. Poor, wet, kitten. He’s never going to let you forget this either.
Zombies Only Want Your Brains, Your Tasty Brains
Zombies. They only want your brains, your tasty, tasty brains. It’s not to much to ask. If you think about it, zombies don’t ask for much. Can you just give them this one little thing? Once it’s gone, you won’t care.