Zombies can’t swim. Get a boat.
This could possibly be the best reason to get a boat. You’re only thinking of the safety of your family!
Zombie
Different ways to become a zombie.
It’s a rough world out there and you have to be careful not to become a zombie. Sadly, you’ve probably already been infected.
I just met you, and this is crazy, but your face is tasty.
Oh zombies. You do such a good job at keeping up with pop culture.
My Zombie Apocalypse Team
Being prepared for zombies is key to survival. You’ve got to have a good team who can work though anything. Who’s on your team?
Once the zombie apocalypse starts, I’m shooting everyone. Zombie or not.
Don’t piss off the wrong person. You never know when they’ll “mistake” you for a zombie.
Why does Facebook even give me the option to ‘Like’ my own status? Of course I like my status.
I’m hilarious and sexy. Who wouldn’t like what I say?