You cat lose when you’re Batman, or when you write a poem that mentions Batman.
Man, wouldn’t that be great? To bad you have to buy it like everyone else. Happy Father’s Day anyway.
So if you want to get lucky, get a nice suit.
No one wants to hear about your broken heart or how you don’t know how you’ll survive without them. Millions of people have had their heart-broken and they’re still around. Stop complaining and let’s go get ice cream.
I’m not sure if the stories below are true, but they could be. Some people are just stupid enough that it wouldn’t surprise me if these really happened.
When I heard about the local swingers club, I was pretty interested. Turns out, it’s not quite what I thought it was. However, swings are fun. Hold my drink. Weeeeee. via minimumble.com
I’m not sure how many times I’ve told people that the animal was just napping. Even if they know the truth, napping sounds way better than dead.
That’s what they say. But us men say “No we won’t!” Don’t try to tell us what to do. You can’t change us.
Believe it or not, coffee is a super power. Without coffee, I’m not good to be around. With coffee, I get shit done and I’m nice to talk to.
