What better way to distract would be criminals then by having the cutest, pinkest, Hello Kitty toy that’s really a taser gun. One little zap and that jerk is on the ground curtsy of a cute kitten. Wow, that does sound cool!? And isn’t it sooo cuuute? Awwww. via Hello Kitty Hell.
Optimus Prime is just like one of us and proved it on his appearance on The David Letterman show doing the Top Ten List. He has a great sense of humor, likes Sex in the City, loves Taters’ and watches American Idol. Plus he’s a giant robot that can destroy anything in sight. Cool!
OMG OMG OMG. I can hear the trekkies Star Wars geeks going ape ewok sh!t for one of these. Not only does it look like Darth Vader, kinda sorta, but it also burns him into your toast. Wait… it burns my toast!? I can burn my own toast. Granted it wouldn’t have that creepy face … Read more
Kermit the Frog gets the inside scoops on aliens. Believe it or not, Old MacDonald had a spaceship, ee i ee i o. With a whoosh whoosh here and a whoosh whoosh there. Here a whoosh there a whoosh everywhere a whoosh whoosh. And for the record, it’s not a frisbee.
One of these days, when you least expect it, Zombies will attack. The zombie apocalypse will be gruesome yet entertaining. Come on, you know it’d be a little bit entertaining. Granted, it can only be at night so we are pretty safe most of the day, but watch out when night falls! via Surviving the … Read more
Now I don’t know what FiOS means or if RAWR is some sort of geeky phone language, but I do know a cool looking dinosaur when I see one! RAWR!!! via CrunchGear .
We all have one of those days where you just think to yourself, WTF? Ok, maybe that’s everyday. Well now, you can keep track of how many WTFs you come across with the WTF-Counter. Granted, this is done in an uber geeky way, but it still looks like a great idea. Even if it just … Read more
Remember when we told you that aliens were missing out on TV because they all watch analog and didn’t have a DVT transition box? Well, if they were watching our TV, TV signals don’t travel that fast through space which means they are a few years behind. Depending on how far away from Earth the … Read more
To you Michael Jackson, possibly the greatest zombie ever, we say goodbye.
To pay tribute to MJ, here are 27 versions of Thriller to enjoy!
How many times have you been to a restaurant and been told the soup of the day only to be disappointed that what you really want wasn’t on the menu? Some lucky people found out that their soup of the day was whiskey. It may not be the best tasting one, but it sure does … Read more
