Party Bees
When you’re looking for a rockin’ party, just bring some bees with you. The buzz will be huge and the party will be full of honeys. via invisiblebread.com
Random Fun
Cookie Monster Donuts!
If I could find a bakery making Cookie Monster donuts, I may just buy them all. Not only are they donuts, but they come with cookies! I’m so hungry right now.
There may be trouble ahead. Get ready to face the music & dance.
You never know what lies ahead. There could be trouble, there could drama, there could be music and moonlight! Take control of the situation and dance. Trouble doesn’t define you, you define trouble.
In Minnesota, they’re freezing their pants and calling it art.
It’s so cold in Minnesota, they’re taking their pants off and freezing them. That doesn’t make any sense, but supposedly it makes art! Images via Cassie Scharber, The Today Show, and Tom Grotting
Great news! We’re all getting laid!!!!!
Sure, it sounds like a good time but bricks only get laid once. Then it’s all over forever.
Sucking is the first step to being good.
No matter what someone is great at, they all sucked at it when they started. So cheer up, keep trying, and maybe someday you’ll get sorta good at it.
When petting cats, watch out for the murder button.
All cats have a murder button and you must be very careful not to hit it. However, the murder button is located in a different spot on all cats. Don’t worry, you’ll find your cat’s soon enough. Just remember where it is.
Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things.
It is called garbage can, not garbage cannot. Remember that next time someone speaks down to you.
It’s time for a new start.
It’s never to late to start new. However, sometimes you need to re-think your new start. Like maybe thinking twice before getting this license plate. Sure, you meant well well, but…. no.