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Happiness Is Ignoring The Bad Things

May 30, 2010 by LOL Zombie
Happiness Is Simply Ignoring The Bad Things In Life

Happiness Is Simply Ignoring The Bad Things In Life Not everything is going to kill you. Well some things might, but it’s best if you don’t know about them.

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Some People Are Like Slinkies

May 29, 2010 by LOL Zombie
Some People Are Like Slinkies

Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for much, but bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs. Ha ha! Now don’t try this at home kids.

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Never Tell Your Problems To Anyone…

April 30, 2010 by LOL Zombie

Never tell your problems to anyone… 20% don’t care and the other 80% are glad you have them. On the other hand, if you do, then it’ll probably make 80% of the people happy.

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Whatever You Give A Women She’ll Multiply…

April 21, 2010 by LOL Zombie

Whatever you give a woman, she’s going to multiply. If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she’ll give you your heart. She multiplies and enlarges … Read more

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Want? Never Done.

March 1, 2010 by LOL Zombie

When you want something you’ve never had, you have to do something you’ve never done. via frkncngz

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Don’t Be Original

January 31, 2010 by LOL Zombie

Lets face it, most everything has been done. Except all the stuff no one has thought up yet. Don’t Try 2 Be Original, Try To Be Good – Paul Rand

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Fuck You Reality – Go Imagination

January 11, 2010 by LOL Zombie

Imagination is the best way to say ‘Fuck You’ to reality. Damn straight! No one can f with our imagination. It’s weird, it’s insane and it’s completely under our control!

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I Just Want To Be Happy. Is That To Much To Ask?

October 13, 2009 by LOL Zombie

“When I was 5 years old, my mom always told me that happiness was the key to life.” Why the public school system can’t understand that is beyond me.

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