It’s never been such a good idea to bite your nails until now. The bacon finger nails make you more attractive to men and can substitute as a snack when you’re getting hungry. Is anyone else getting hungry? via Jezebel
Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Well that’s a good question… Hurley. This is actually a clip from LOST and the fact that it shows up in Google suggest is hilarious! As for “Why Won’t My Parakeet Eat My Diarrhea?” Well were not sure why anyone would search on that. However, I’m … Read more
Can I just say that I love Google? The auto suggest feature rocks! Type in ‘What’ and it’ll suggest “what are these strawberries doing on my nipples i need them for the fruit salad.” Which, by the way, is a great question. The answer is… it’s a book. Vanessa Feltz wrote the book “What are … Read more
Little Johnny was so excited to give his mom the card he made for him, but it wasn’t meant to be. Johnny’s mom has already gone into the light. The light of the oven that is. via Meme
Do you have swine fever? (Not related to Swine Flu) If not, head on down to Carter ‘N Sons BBQ and get your eat on! You’ll have swine fever in no time. Don’t forget to get SARS while you’re there. The Sausage And Ribs Sampler is to die for.
The best part of a wedding has to be the cake. Mmm cake. And this little squirrel is wasting no time in getting his piece. Little thing is going to be on such a sugar high! via WEDINATOR
If you need something to really gross our your friends this Halloween, the meat hand may be just the thing. I mean look at it! It’s only meatloaf, cheese, onion, and ketchup but man it looks nasty. Supposedly it tasks pretty delicious though. Get all the instructions, yes there is a recipe, over at not … Read more
Some companies really know how to pull out all the stops when it comes to advertising. This is actually a lamppost! Bravo McDonalds! Kinda makes me want a coffee now. via directdaily
With winter coming, your hands just may get a little chilly. The good news is that you can get a hand warming mouse pad in the shape of a hamburger! With a built in heater that warms to 60 degrees, you hands will defrost in no time. The hand warming hamburger mouse works on both … Read more
Watch out America, those Little Debbie snack cakes can go bat at any time. And when they do, they are down right rude. If a snack cake turns on you, just remember you can defeat it by biting its head off. Its delicious, soft, moist, chewy head. Mmmmm Little Debbie. via Cakespy
