You gotta love truth in advertising. Sadly, I’m more interested in the three shitty ones than the dozens of delicious ones. What could they be? Are they that bad? Are we talking ice cream or coffee?!
That dude was jalapeño business. Like he should stay out of it and leave us alone. via theawkwardyetti
Women. They get so bent out of shape for no reason. Maybe he’s looking her thinking how bad smoking is for her? Or how she has no butt. Or that she’s as skinny as a french fry. That can’t he healthy. via bizarrocomics
Chocolate is healthy as it’s practically salad. Chocolate comes from coca, which comes from a tree. That makes it a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. Eat up.
It must be hard to live in the fridge and having your friends expire all the time. Either that or get eaten.
We all have a dessert stomach. It’s reserved for when you feel so full that you can’t imagine eating more. That is until you see something fantastic on the dessert menu and then suddenly you have just enough room for that. That’s the best.
Everyone seems to like McDonald’s french fries, so why don’t they just let us order a few pounds of them? Granted, we might die eating all of them, but that’s a risk we’d have to take.
It’ll be a few days, but I’ll let you know what happens. Then this age-old question will finally be resolved.
