Do you wanna taco ’bout it? Dude, it’s nacho problem.
That dude was jalapeño business. Like he should stay out of it and leave us alone. via theawkwardyetti
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I See You Looking at That French Girl!
Women. They get so bent out of shape for no reason. Maybe he’s looking her thinking how bad smoking is for her? Or how she has no butt. Or that she’s as skinny as a french fry. That can’t he healthy. via bizarrocomics
Chocolate is Basically a Salad… Here’s Why
Chocolate is healthy as it’s practically salad. Chocolate comes from coca, which comes from a tree. That makes it a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as salad. Eat up.
All My Friends Expired On Tuesday
It must be hard to live in the fridge and having your friends expire all the time. Either that or get eaten.
The Dessert Stomach
We all have a dessert stomach. It’s reserved for when you feel so full that you can’t imagine eating more. That is until you see something fantastic on the dessert menu and then suddenly you have just enough room for that. That’s the best.
Who wants some french fries?
Everyone seems to like McDonald’s french fries, so why don’t they just let us order a few pounds of them? Granted, we might die eating all of them, but that’s a risk we’d have to take.
I just ordered a chicken and an egg off the internet, to see which one comes first…
It’ll be a few days, but I’ll let you know what happens. Then this age-old question will finally be resolved.
Even Fruit Is Self-Conscious About How They Look.
What one person sees as a flaw, another sees as a feature. There is nothing wrong with fruit and there is nothing wrong with ourselves. If you only knew you had such a sweet body.