I sure could go for taco flavored yogurt.
Being healthy would be so much easier if things came in taco flavor. Or if I could just eat tacos and consider that healthy. I mean it is like a hand-held salad.
Food
I never said I hated you.
It’s just that you’re on fire, and I have marshmallows and a long stick. Just give me a minute and then we’ll talk. It’s not all about you ya know!
Can I get you anything? Drinks? A snack maybe?
You know that refrigerator is always calling your name. Ready to give you some sort of snack at any moment. It’s like your best friend and worst enemy.
Freaky! Put a head, in a jar, in the fridge.
April Fools may only come once a year, but this prank is good anytime. It’s absolutely freaking scary and yet safe and cheap.
Lets face it. Anything with raisins in it would be ten times better with chocolate chips instead.
Would you rather have a box or raisins or a bag of chocolate chips? What about raisin cookies? Raisin bran? Raisin pancakes?! There are so many things that chocolate chips can do better.
Hot Damn. It’s Cake!
It’s always a good time when you have cake. It’s great at parties, work events, or even just at home by yourself. Who wants some cake?!
Hope you like my new cupcake recipe. They’re called shut the fucupcakes.
They’re cute, they’re yummy and if you take one, I don’t want to hear another peep out of you. Shut your cupcake hole!