Sometimes, a simple error message is all you need.
Great. So if the problem reporter is freaking out, maybe I should too.I knew it!And the any key is where? Right. Under my damn hammer!Ohh, so the computer gets to have all the fun.But I can't hit restart without the mouse!Not exactly how I pictured my first time.So a butterfly can take down my OS? Someone close the windows!I love you Windows. You're perfect. BFFs forever.What? I thought the internet was safe sex.We still don't care about anything but errors.Your TV is lonely. Remember that thing? You use to love it in the 80s.
