Some bow to our overloads, others stand up and fight. Billionaires care about money, not people. Don’t get caught up in the lies. If they treat people like they are disposable, they’ll exploit the nation for their personal gain. Empty promises and hate will only make the rich richer.
Siblings suck sometimes. Your brother’s Christmas Wish was for you to not get a Christmas Wish. I’m sorry, Sweetheart, but he was here first and that’s how this works. Santa
Hanging Christmas lights is easy. First, start out with lots of Christmas spirit and enthusiasm. Then, you make some progress, and your spirits get higher. Then your spirits start to fall as it seems like you’re making it worse. Then, you’re all excited because you’ve successfully got everything hung up; success! And then your spirits … Read more
Dads spend all year worrying about that one light you left on. It’s wasting energy and costing us money! Then, come Christmas, they light up the whole damn yard.
Just because it’s fun for one, doesn’t mean it’s fun for all. Even if you do get coins if you survive.
It’s hard to remember all your kids names. Especially when everyone loves one more than the other.
And when I do it, I may be slow, or crying, but that still counts. Every try counts. via Sugar & Sloth
Parents: What are you doing? We do not eat things we found on the ground. Parents on Easter: Come on kids, let’s go out and search in the dirt for candy strangers left for you. via fowllanguagecomics.com
