Siblings at Christmas
Siblings suck sometimes. Your brother’s Christmas Wish was for you to not get a Christmas Wish. I’m sorry, Sweetheart, but he was here first and that’s how this works. Santa
How To Hang Christmas Lights
Hanging Christmas lights is easy. First, start out with lots of Christmas spirit and enthusiasm. Then, you make some progress, and your spirits get higher. Then your spirits start to fall as it seems like you’re making it worse. Then, you’re all excited because you’ve successfully got everything hung up; success! And then your spirits … Read more
Dads: Turn off the lights. Also…
Dads spend all year worrying about that one light you left on. It’s wasting energy and costing us money! Then, come Christmas, they light up the whole damn yard.
Mario Party. It’s not all fun and games.
Just because it’s fun for one, doesn’t mean it’s fun for all. Even if you do get coins if you survive.
What’s your name again green Mario?
It’s hard to remember all your kids names. Especially when everyone loves one more than the other.
Everything scares me, but I’ll do it anyway.
And when I do it, I may be slow, or crying, but that still counts. Every try counts. via Sugar & Sloth
Don’t eat anything off the ground, unless it’s Easter.
Parents: What are you doing? We do not eat things we found on the ground. Parents on Easter: Come on kids, let’s go out and search in the dirt for candy strangers left for you. via fowllanguagecomics.com
Next time I’m at the dentist I’m going to ask for caramel filling.
Granted, I’m not made of chocolate though. If I was, I’d probably eat myself. via cartoonstock.com