LOL Zombie

My Gun Comes With A Safety Switch and a Zombie Switch.

When the zombies come, I’ll be ready for them. I’m not going down without one hell of a fight.

Common Murder Weapons and Their Alternate Uses

Just because you own a murder weapon, doesn’t mean you have to use it for evil. You can make food, hunt, chop wood or build stuff.

Rock. Paper. Scissors. Guns. This could get ugly.

What use to be such a simple way to make decisions has gotten out of control.

Welcome to the U.S. Now give us your money.

Walmart. McDonalds. Starbucks. Where do you loose most of your money? It’s not bad enough that they are everywhere, but they get you hooked and you feel you just have to go back.

I Shoot people for a living.

Hell, they even pay me to do it.

Bacon Gun. Tasty Delicious.

Start off your day right with a big, kick ass, bacon gun!

Stay Back. I Have A Cat And I Know How To Use It!

That’s right, don’t mess with me. I have a cat and I know how to use it. One step closer and you’ll be coughing up hairballs for a week!

Beware Dog Has Gun

This is a freaking awesome sign that should scare just about anyone away. One dog, one gun, no medication.

via FFFFOUND!