
Come on let your colors burst. It’s the 4th so lets all have a blast!
baby ur a firework!
July 4, 2011
Don't Be Racist, Be Like Mario...
June 23, 2011
So glad you're home, someone pooped in the hallway.
February 10, 2012
Zombie Hooters Girls
October 27, 2010
I Love You With All My Butt
June 30, 2010
What Happens To Popcorn When It's Hot Outside?
July 12, 2010
Cheating Death. High 5!
January 29, 2010
I love you this much.
July 21, 2011
Amazing Real Life Zombies!
October 21, 2009
Tiny Real Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
February 7, 2011
Mmm Coffee. Grab Life By The Beans!
May 23, 2013
So Much of My Day Is Just Keeping Myself Distracted Until It’s Time to Eat Food Again.
May 22, 2013
What If I Never Find Out If I’m a Puppy or a Teddy Bear?
May 21, 2013
A Magic Trick – via An Animated Gif
May 21, 2013
Old Computer Games Couldn’t Be Won. They Just Got Harder and Faster Until You Died. Just Like Real Life.
May 20, 2013
I Read Recipes The Same Way I Read Science Fiction…
May 19, 2013
Why don’t they put cats on a leash? Because owners want them to run away.
May 18, 2013
Found a Dog. If It’s Yours, Don’t Call. We’re BFFs Now.
May 17, 2013
That Guy Just Stole All Your Shit.
May 16, 2013
Don’t Be Silly. There Is No Monster Under Your Bed.
May 15, 2013
