LOL Zombie

A 38-year old Cole Avenue man reported that his home as invaded on Sept. 9. The man said that he was sitting home alone masturbating and watching a pornographic movie when a man came down into the basement, holding a gun, and started videotaping him. The man said that before he left, the intruder fed his dog some mushrooms and the dog died.

I don’t even know what to think about this except I feel bad for the dog. Actually I doubt the dog died. He probably doesn’t even have a dog. The videotape will tell us. Who has the video?

Do you have a cat? Want them to be happy? Then follow these 10 cat rules.

Who am I kidding? I eat all day. I mean, this bag of M&M’s isn’t going to finish itself.

via minimumble

I’d be interested to see how many of you this works for and how many it doesn’t. It didn’t work for me, but thats because I did it wrong. Supposedly.

… I get to the end and think “Well that’s not going to happen.”