“We don’t touch your banana, so please don’t touch ours.”
Well then, I guess all I can do is agree. Unless you’re cute.
Please Don’t Touch My Banana
July 29th, 2010 Comments »Who Are You Calling Colored?
July 28th, 2010 Comments »
Being white makes you much more colorful than you think.
Church. Bingo. Gay Exorcism
July 28th, 2010 Comments »
Talk about a full schedule. With Church, bingo and gay exorcisms, who has time for a pot-luck dinner?
What Do Your Vegetables Look Like? #lol
July 27th, 2010 Comments »
Lets play a game and see what our vegetables look like. Broccoli looks like a big strong tree. The walnut looks like a smart brain. The mushroom looks unhappy and doesn’t want to play.
Every Now And Then, Everyone Wants A Hug
July 27th, 2010 Comments »
Every now and then, everyone wants a hug. And when you deny someone that hug, they get sad.
Poor cactus.
F’ing Goth Ducks
July 26th, 2010 Comments »
Some days, you just feel like the lone duck who stands apart and has to fend for himself. You’re not in the cool goth group so they just leave you behind. Jerks.
Why Can’t You Shoot The Dog in Duck Hunt?
July 26th, 2010 Comments »
Frustration comes in many forms. Like how you can’t shoot the dog in Duck Hunt. You have a gun, the ducks don’t stand a change, but that damn dog that laughs at you is invincible? What the hell.
Even Darth Vader Has iPhone 4 Issues [video]
July 23rd, 2010 Comments »You are not the only one with a few iPhone 4 issues. Darth Vader recently called Apple support with a few questions.
It’s also good to note that Darth wouldn’t trade his iPhone for anything. Now AT&T he’s not so attached to.
Who Needs A Boat When You Can Walk On Water?
July 22nd, 2010 Comments »Boats are expensive and take a lot of maintenance to keep up, so why don’t you just walk on water with the Water Bird?
Not sure where to get one of these yet, but they look darn cool! A lot of work, but you get to walk on water!
Mel Gibson Calls The Old Spice Guy [video]
July 22nd, 2010 Comments »What happens when crazy Mel Gibson call the calm and cool Old Spice guy? Watch and find out.
