LOL Zombie - A little weird, a little odd, a lot of fun.

Today I will live in the moment. Unless the moment is unpleasant.

If it’s unpleasant, then I’ll eat a cookie or have a glass of wine.

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A Dell. Rolling in the Deep

I’m sure this is where Adele got her inspiration from.

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Does marker come off a laptop screen?

Something tells me their Google search won’t return the results they want.

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Who do you call when you have a problem? Ctrl Alt Del

Admit it, they’re the first ones you call. Then can shut nearly anything down.

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I have the necessary kolafiations

Doesn’t matter what for, I’m kolafied.

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Be a Fruit Loop in a world full of Cheerios.

Take a stand. Stand out. Be different.

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Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.

It’s all fun and games and then Mike Tyson takes you down a notch. Mike, I know a few people you should meet.

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Coffee. Exposed.

You never know what they’re hiding under that sleeve.

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Eye Doughnut Like You

Oh I didn’t mean you. You’re cool.

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Bitch be drunk as hell losin’ shoes and shit.

Life isn’t always a fairy tail. Sometimes, things get out hand and you’re not the princess everyone thinks you are.

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