What? You act as if you’ve never seen horse with a man body holding a cat on a boat.
Cats love Christmas trees. They are so shiny and full of breakable things. They can’t help but want to destroy it!
We use to say a lot of awesome things that would freak people out these days. So maybe we should start saying them again. Just for the fun of it!
I’m all for covering things in Christmas lights, but this may be a bit much for the neighborhood to handle.
I guess as long as you’re happy. Right?!
Nerds are so smart. They think of everything. No only is this genius, it’s also pretty and festive. Win. Win.
If not, this banana is for you.
Now that’s a good-looking banana.
Never stop laughing. Especially at yourself.
Your Turkey is Moist
Here’s Hoping Your
Relatives Are Sober
Your Ass Fits in Your Velvet Pants
Or Sweat Pants
Better Yet No Pants
Your Thanksgiving is Sane
Or At Least Interesting
Want to have the sexiest turkey in the neighborhood this Thanksgiving? Well you can. With a little tin foil and a great sense of humor, you can create this lovely turkey for your Thanksgiving feast.
Get the recipe here.
What happens when turkeys stuff humans for Thanksgiving? Well it isn’t pretty. Sadly, it’s the same as what we’re doing, only a bit more disturbing.