I’m also willing to bet a bottle of vodka will be a lot more fun to finish than a dinner for too. Except for the next day, that’ll be hell. And I’m not saying you have to be alone. Get tipsy and make bad choices. You never know, it could be amazing.
Seems if I have a basement full of vodka I’m an alcoholic. However, if I have a basement full of wine I’m classy. Either way I’m drunk and broke so whatever.
Who needs Valentines Day when you have vodka?! It’s way more powerful than beer goggles and, if you drink too much, you’ll forget Valentines completely.
It doesn’t take much for someone to realize that Ke$ha isn’t that good of an artist, yet she’s somehow everywhere. Kinda like if you took Taylor Swift, added a bottle of vodka and got one hugely popular, but freaking annoying, pop artist.
