Pinch me and I’ll punch you.
Just because someone is Irish, or they look like a leprechaun, it’s not always a good idea to pinch them. Some Irish people have a temper and may just knock you out. Ask first, pinch second.
St. Patrick’s Day
That amazing holiday where we all dress up in green, drink beer and get loud all because we can. Hell Yea!
Green beer wants to be inside you.
I don’t know what it is about green better, but it just looks so tasty and is amazing around this time o’year.
Drink Up Bitches
St. Patrick’s day is coming and you better be prepared. Tonight I’ll be practicing getting my drunk on.
Happy Fuzzy St. Patricks Day – Drive Safe
If you have this issue, get a cab, take a bus, or call a friend. It’s not cool.