Get Your Shit Together
This speaks for itself. Get your shit together. Then take it somewhere and get rid of it. I don’t really care what you do, just get your shit togehter.
Shit
If it takes someone a long time to explain something, they’re full of shit.
You can only explain something for so long. If the other person isn’t understanding, then just make shit up. They’ll never know.
Taking That Shit To The Next Level
Sometimes you can’t be satisfied with where you’re at. Sometimes you need to take that shit to the next level.
When in Doubt, Remember FISH: Fuck It, Shit Happens
Not every day is going to go right. So when things go wrong, just yell FISH and leave.
Attention: Shit Could Be Worse
Lets face it, things could be worse. You could be dead! But you’re not. So lets look at the bright side.
That Guy Just Stole All Your Shit.
And he can keep it. That’s one job that makes me feel good about my job.