Is there really life outside the internet?
People keep telling me there is life outside the internet, but I’ve yet to see the proof. However, the internet is everywhere so maybe there is not place that is outside the internet.
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Are you paranoid or a security expert?
It’s hard to tell these day’s who paranoid and who’s a security expert. Or if they’re one in the same. Either way, we’ve gone SSL to be like all the cool https sites in the inter-webs. Who hoo! Hopefully nothing breaks. cartoon via jklossner.com
Once Upon a Time I Had a Life. Then I Got The Internet.
Remember everything we use to do before we had the internet? Talk to people, work on projects that we could actually touch, go outside. Man, those were the days.
Did you read Apples Terms and Conditions? Neither did Adam and Eve.
So many words in those pesky terms and conditions documents. What could possibly go wrong if you just agree and then do whatever you want?
The biggest lies on the Internet.
I hate to break it to you, but not everything on the Internet is true. Chances are you see some of these biggest lies every single day. You could even be lying too. via TruthFacts
You’re so close to your goals. They’re just on the other side of the Internet.
Admit it, you’d get a lot more done if the Internet didn’t distract you every day. I mean we’re just going about our day and then next thing you know it’s Facebook, Twitter, Spotify, YouTube, Email, Amazon, eBay, random cat site, midnight. Crap! I’ll get productive tomorrow.
On the internet, people write a lot of things, but only one is true.
LOL – No one is laughing. ROFL – No one is on the floor. LMAO – Maybe an LOL, but no asses gone. FUCK – Whoever typed this just said it too. This is the truth.
I Run… As Slow As Internet Explorer … But I Run
I may be slow, I may not be prefect, everyone may laugh at me, but at least I’m trying!
The Internet Is Preventing Me from Getting Anything Done Today.
No matter how hard I try, it seems like the Internet is always distracting me from productivity. Oh well, the cats are cute and videos are funny.
How the Internet Works via Professor Hubert J. Farnsworth
The internet is filled with tons of useful and unless information. However, every day people get insulted on the Internet and don’t know why. Well here is why. You post something good, and we post some more good stuff that you might like. You post bullshit, and we insult you. See, it’s simple.