Hipsters vs Old People – Who’s Cooler?
Have you ever compared a hipster to an old person? Turns out, they’re basically the same! I’ll never look at hipsters the same again. Or Grandma.
Fashion
Holy Crap! I look fabulous!
You never know what you’ll look like until you try them on. Then again, have you ever seen a cat not look fabulous in human accessories?
Who needs a shirt when you have pants?
I have to say, I’ve been over thinking this getting dressed thing. Ladies only need pants and guys only need shirts. Just pull them up or down and you’re all set! Simplify!
Nothing says sexy like a shark shower cap.
Yep, that’s right. You can get a shark shower cap that is sure to increase your sexy points by 10 fold. Who wouldn’t want one of these? What? You don’t like sharks? They also have pigs, frogs, pandas, hippos, dinosaurs. I’m sure you’ll find one you like.
You should eat makeup so you’re pretty on the inside too.
You know who I’m talking about. Those that spend hours on their hair and makeup and clothes and then act like a total bitch to everyone. Looks only get you so far.
Add a hat and turn any cranky dinosaur into a delightful guest.
Results may very. Don’t try this at home. Doesn’t often work on men either.
They be all like ‘You need pants to fly’
Yes, the TSA has some strange rules, however I think most people agree that pants are a necessity.
Zombies vs Supermodels
Pretty much the same except supermodels wear more makeup and complain about everything.