Why You Let the Baby Watch Zombie Movies?
Is it not bad enough that you brought another human into this house, but now you have to let them watch Zombie movies and get stupid ideas in their head?!
Babies
Edward. The Baby Is Not Yours
Talk about a scare on Twilight. One mention of a baby and Jacob just freaks out. Run baby daddy. Run!
How To Tell When Stick Figures Are Pregnant
Ohh look at that cute little baby growing inside the lady stick figure. I can’t believe she’s showing already!
I Want To Eat You Baby
I’m not sure why someone wants to eat my baby, but I’m scared. Instead, I’ll eat the food before it eats my children! Take that evil food.
Not a Boy, Not a Girl, it’s Drybones!
Some preggo ladies have all the luck. Not only are they creating life, but they are incubating characters from Super Mario Brothers! Look closely at the ultrasound, that’s got to be a Drybones character. Hope the parents have good jumping skills or some raccoon tales to keep the baby in line. He may look freaky, … Read more
Would You Like To Eat My Meat Baby?
Aww, isn’t she/he/it cute? The meat baby packs on the pounds with hamburger and bacon. Don’t you just want to grab a fork, some ketchup, and eat it up? Mmmm meat baby.