A is for Aarg. B is for Bzzt. C is for Craw.
It’s a new take on the classic alphabet. No cute animals or fruit here, just weird and fun sounds from weird and fun creatures. via Tom Gauld
You Have To Press People’s Buttons
people don’t come with instruction manuals. that’s why to figure them out, you have to press their buttons. Ohhh so that’s all you have to do. That should be easy enough. via The Chalkboard Manifesto
The Designer Has Quit Unexpectedly
It seems that the designer you treat like shit has quit unexpectedly. Whoops. I really don’t think that renegotiating at this time will help any.
They’re Unstoppable. NunChucks!
You can run, but you can’t hide from the NunChucks. They’ll find you and you’ll be sorry. via b3ta.com
If God Hates Fags…
Some logic, you just can’t argue with. Those gays have all sorts of style. I see them on Top Model all the time. via Where’sRory.com
On The First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me… A Beer
This has to be one of the best Christmas songs out there. It’s Bob & Doug 12 Days of Christmas!! Just so you know, you only need to watch about 1/2 of this video. Some hoser put advertising at the end that’s not a part of the song.
Tiger Woods To-Do List
Tiger Woods is in a bit of trouble. The good thing here though is that he’s started to outline a list of things to do to get himself back on everyone’s good side. Looks pretty good to me. via Twitpic
Think Homosexuality is Bad? Have You Seen Corduroy Skirts?
The Bible may, or may not, say that homosexuality is wrong. But I’m sure if you dig deep enough it’ll tell you that corduroy skirts are even worse. Power to the smart people! via fbomb
Mmm Mac Mini Apple Pie
Watch a Mac geek drool over this Mac Mini apple pie! It on-up’s Apple’s Mac Mini as you can eat it. Mmmm pie!! via Evil Mad Scientist Laboratories
When Football Gets Confusing, Just Stand There
Sometimes football plays get confusing and complicated. So, if you ever forget what to do, just stand there and wait for the next play. That’s what this guy does, and he does it well.