Airplanes Are Super Tasty
Do you ever wonder if clouds mind us traveling though them every day? One of these days, they just might open up and swallow us whole! Mmm a people sandwich.
Doogie Googlie Eyes
Isn’t he just so cute with his big googlie eyes looking up at you? How can you not love a dog like this?
The Statue of Liberty’s TSA Full Body Scan
Nobody is safe from getting their super sexy TSA full body scan.
You Did What? For How Many Cookies?
…you did WHAT?! …with WHO?! …for HOW MANY COOKIES?! Sometimes the number of cookies outweighs the stupidity of the task at hand.
Zombie Love
The zombie chickens were so in love that that sometimes shared the same thoughts. Ahhhh ain’t that sweet.
Screw Chanel Purses, I have a Chanel Paper Bag
You don’t have style if you don’t have a Chanel paper bag. It’s high fashion. All the bums in Paris have one.
I Said No Pictures Woman!
I said no pictures and what did you do? You took a picture. So *pow* Right in the kisser and it’s all your own fault.