Zombies vs Supermodels
Pretty much the same except supermodels wear more makeup and complain about everything.
Be careful when carving cats into pumpkins.
You just never know what might go wrong, and this looks so wrong.
Pumpkin burger looks better than it tastes.
It may look like a giant yummy burger, but it sure doesn’t taste as good.
Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex
10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go back at it again. 8. The stranger you look, the easier it is to get some. 7. You don’t have to compliment the person who gave it to you. 6. Person … Read more
Make your problems disappear with money.
I’m pretty sure this isn’t wasn’t what they were thinking, but it works.