Another Christmas party with raw fish and tuxedos.
It’s Christmas party season and you know what that means, another party with raw fish and everyone in tuxedos. Ain’t no party like a penguin party.
Random Fun
Have a Christmas
Some times you can’t get merry and bright so this is all you get. Have a Christmas.
Earth People Are Weird
Last month they were lobotomizing pumpkins, now they’re shoving bread up a turkey’s ass. People on Earth are weird. via Gerbil with a JetPack
US Oh Whatever
Some people fine it difficult to understand where all the states are. Or any state really. There’s just regions and even those aren’t even accurate. Whatever works I guess.
Trick or Treat or Apple Pay, Google Wallet, or PayPal
Kids are so technical these days. Don’t have candy? No problem. They’ll accept any form of payment. They’re just trying to make it easy on you.
Despicable Me Minion Pumpkins
Turn your Halloween pumpkins into the Gru or a Minion this year. You can carve them, paint them, or get crafty and dress them.
Trick or Treat Suckers
Everyone seems to get treats on Halloween, but what happens if you get a trick?! OMG. Spiders!! via anythingcomic
Relax and Enjoy Halloween
Like it or not, Halloween is just around the corner. Relax and enjoy it. Put up some scary decorations, or fun ones, and just stop and be a kid for a while.
Easy DIY Halloween Yard Monsters
These may not be the scariest yard monsters for Halloween, but they are pretty easy to make and look pretty cool. All you need is either some giant googlie eyes or some styrofoam and a black marker. The hardest part will be making sure they don’t blow away. Maybe poke some wire through them and … Read more
What’s the difference between a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue?
Everyone should have a special friend they can text this question to. 🙂