Hangovers Hurt Kittens
When you drink, it’s everyone else that feels the effects. Like that kitten you thought was a sponge. Poor, wet, kitten. He’s never going to let you forget this either.
Random Fun
Zombies Only Want Your Brains, Your Tasty Brains
Zombies. They only want your brains, your tasty, tasty brains. It’s not to much to ask. If you think about it, zombies don’t ask for much. Can you just give them this one little thing? Once it’s gone, you won’t care.
Problem Solved
Sometimes the solution is right in front of you. You just need to push things out of the way to see it.
Are We Safe From Vegan Zombies?
I have to say, vegan zombies don’t scare me much. If they are looking for grains, then they have no reason to eat me. I’m full of meet and chocolate and everything un-health. If all zombies were vegans, then no one would care about them. It’d be kind sad really.
Zombie Hooters Girls
Who doesn’t go to Hooters for the wings? I know I wouldn’t if my waitress were freakin zombies. I mean look at these girls. It’s just sad really. Past their prime and they’ll probably bite my head off.
LOL Zombie Cats
Who doesn’t love cats, zombies and cheeseburgers?! Put them all together and you get LOL Zombie Cats! Cute, yet deadly. Big thanks to everyone who adds cat pictures, puts on captions and loves cheeseburgers over at I https://icanhascheezburger.com/.
Bite My Glowing Orange Ass – Bender Pumpkin Stencil
This is actually a Bender pumpkin stencil! Just carve around the black parts and scrape out the orange parts and you’ll have a pumpkin with a large attitude and everyone will be jealous.
Carve A Twitter or Facebook Pumpkin
What better way to celebrate Halloween than with a Fail Whale Twitter pumpkin or a Like Facebook pumpkin!
Do you like IHOP? Zombies Do.
Zombies also feast on IHOP food. I’m not sure if the zombies are eating the pancakes or if they are eating the brains of the customers. So it may not be safe to go to IHOP. Not sure on that one. Sounds like it should be safe though.