Look! A dinosaur taco holder!

Like tacos? Like dinosaurs? Then you should have a dinosaur taco holder! I’m not sure how you could go wrong with this.┬áDinosaurs + Tacos = Prehistoric Awesomeness! What are you waiting for? Go get...

Get Your Shit Together

This speaks for itself. Get your shit together. Then take it somewhere and get rid of it. I don’t really care what you do, just get your shit togehter.

Grilled Cheese

There’s nothing worse than getting grilled for no good reason at all. There’s no reason right? Right! RIGHT!

So Connected. So Alone.

When you sleep alone, you sleep with the internet. I don’t know about you, but that sounds pretty good sometimes. Try to sleep with kids and you’ll wish you were anywhere else.

And you think your Mom’s bad.

Bird Mom’s are the worst. You think your Mom’s not nice, at least she didn’t throw you out of a tree when you were a baby. via The Square Comics

Mom and Kid at the fridge.

What’s for supper?

Hey Mom, what’s for supper? I’m making whatever the hell I want. Served with a side of eat it or starve. Sweetie.