Advice from dad having no idea how life works

Dad, I have no idea how life works.

Kid: Dad. I’m glad I have you. I have no idea how life works yet. I’m mostly just winging it. Dad: LOL same actually. Sometimes, kids know more about how life works than they...

Making noodles and checking the box all the time.

How to Make Mac & Cheese

Mac & Cheese is easy to make. However, for some odd reason, we have to read the instructions like 10 times just to be sure we got them right. via extrafabulouscomics

26.2 Oreo's I've Eaten In One Sitting

Guess what? I don’t run.

It seems that every other car has one of those running bumper stickers. It’s like they’re always tell me how much better they are then me. Well guess what? I don’t run and I...

Getting excited for spring just to have to mow the lawn.

Yea Spring! Oh Hell No Mow.

It’s so exciting when spring comes and you can stop shoveling show every week. Then you realize you need to start mowing every week. Urg. At least we don’t have to wear as many...

Duck in the cold complaining.

Can we complain winter away?

Even though there is nothing you can do about the weather, bitching and moaning about it  sure can make you feel better about it. Someday, spring will come. Some. Day. Tired of winter? There’s...

Peeps candy with male parts

Male Peeps

Most peeps are non-binary, but someone has to make baby Peeps right? I haven’t seen the ladies around, but I’m sure they’re out there. From candy to stuffed animals, books to growing your own Peeps,...

Jesus on the cross

Crucifixion? Nailed It.

Dad: Hey Jesus Jesus on the cross: What Dad: You know what would be a neat way to celebrate? Jesus: Dad Dad: Chocolate Bunnies Jesus: Can you even see what’s going on here? Jesus:...