In order to survive Friday the 13th, it’s good to follow these simple rules.
- Keep Calm
- Don’t Go Swimming
- Don’t have Sex
- Don’t Smoke
- Don’t Drink
- Don’t Go Out
- Don’t Split Up
- Don’t Run From The Killer
- If You Trip, Get Up and Run
- And Turn On The Stupid Light Before Entering Any Room!!
See you tomorrow; if you survive today.