Friday The 13th Rules

Friday the 13th Rules

In order to survive Friday the 13th, it’s good to follow these simple rules.

  • Keep Calm
  • Don’t Go Swimming
  • Don’t have Sex
  • Don’t Smoke
  • Don’t Drink
  • Don’t Go Out
  • Don’t Split Up
  • Don’t Run From The Killer
  • If You Trip, Get Up and Run
  • And Turn On The Stupid Light Before Entering Any Room!!

See you tomorrow; if you survive today.

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