A little weird, a little odd, a lot of fun.
Have you turned on the radio lately? Have you seen the artists? Something is just wrong here.
Lets start with Ke$ha.
Ohh Ke$ha. Who told you it was smart to put a $ in the middle of our name? Well it’s not. It looks stupid and makes you look cheap. Sure it works in a password, but girl, you got problems. Hopefully your new found stardom will soon burn out.
Hey R Kelly. I think your career peaked when you sang ‘I Believe I Can Fly‘ in 1998 and it’s all been downhill from there. Also, I think those underage girls you may, or may not, have had relations with want their clothes back.
Where do we begin with Lil Wayne? The tattoos? The guy who sells millions of songs but can’t afford a belt? The poster child for not doing drugs? Seriously kids, you don’t wanna turn out like Lil Wayne. No one sleeps with him because of his looks, only his presumed money. Probably blows all that on tattoos and drugs.
If you ever need to know how to freak people out, turn to Lady Gaga for some tips. The good news is that Halloween is going to be much more interesting for years to come. The bad news is her horrifically addicting songs will haunt us for much longer.
What the hell? Where did this kid come from? I don’t know who Justin Bieber is or why he’s so popular, but I think it’s time for him go to back to middle school. I mean he hasn’t even hit puberty but has hosted SNL and probably has more money then I’ll ever make. Stupid little jerk.
Those are my top 5 questionable artists. Who bugs you?

Not all dogs are created equal. Some are moody teenagers that turn into werewolves at night! Or at lest at Halloween.

The best 2009 Halloween costume goes to 3 Iowa boys who all dressed up as Brett Favre; but 3 different Brett Favres.
Green Bay Packers Brett Favre
Minnesota Vikings Brett Favre
New York Jets Brett Favre
See, there is a good reason he flip flops from team to team.
Which Brett Favre is your favorite?
via kare11

If you need something to really gross our your friends this Halloween, the meat hand may be just the thing. I mean look at it!
It’s only meatloaf, cheese, onion, and ketchup but man it looks nasty. Supposedly it tasks pretty delicious though.
Get all the instructions, yes there is a recipe, over at not martha.

Think you have pumpkin carving skills? Well then here a complex one for you to try. It’s the Death Star from StarWars. Complete instructions can be found at fantasypumpkins.
I’m thinking this one is going to be a moderate to hard design. ![]()

This awesome dog skeleton Halloween costume looks pretty easy to make. Just get some pet safe paint and go to town. Of course you’ll need a black dog to make it work too.

Some people, ok most people, feel that stores should not have Christmas stuff out in October. It’s kinda like zombies being at the birth of Jesus. It’s just not right. Funny, but not right.

Do you feel your neighbors come over to often? Have a fetish for zombies? Think it’s cool to be the weirdo on the block? Then this freaky zombie lawn ornament is just for you!
“This life-size, gray-toned zombie will claw his way out of your garden plot, office, or family room corner, pleading for assistance with the most lifelike eyes you’ve ever seen.”
It’s freaky because it looks real! Perfect for Halloween, or any time of year for the zombie lover in your family. And, in case you missed it above, it goes perfect in the family room. WTF?
via SkyMall.