LOL Zombie

Be careful when carving cats into pumpkins.

You just never know what might go wrong, and this looks so wrong.

Pumpkin burger looks better than it tastes.

It may look like a giant yummy burger, but it sure doesn’t taste as good.

Best freaky costume yet.

It’s gross and disturbing but I can’t stop looking at it.

Oh Shit. It’s Halloween.

I don’t like to think about it, but this is kind of funny.

Top Ten Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex

10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

9. If you get tired, wait ten minutes and go back at it again.

8. The stranger you look, the easier it is to get some.

7. You don’t have to compliment the person who gave it to you.

6. Person you are with doesn’t fantasize you’re someone else, you already are.

5. If you get a stomach ache, it won’t last nine months.

4. If you wear leather and chains, no one thinks you’re kinky.

3. Doesn’t matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.

2. Less guilt the next morning from over-indulging.

1. If you don’t get what you want at one place, you can always go next door to get more!

Ohh Baby. It’s pumpkin time!

If you ever wondered where pumpkins come from, this is not it.

If The Broom Fits, Ride It

You go girl!

Dead Baby Cupcakes

Make Halloween a little more interesting with what appears to be a buried baby trying to crawl back out!

Create house climbing Halloween skeletons

Not only do these look damn cool, you’ll also be the talk of the town. Click the picture for instructions.

Best Halloween decorations I’ve seen yet.

This is a really cool Halloween idea. All you need is some construction paper, scissors and a good idea. Put those all together and you could have the coolest house on the block.