I’m Not Lion, Your Hair Is Gorgeous.
Can’t you just hear the lion girls gossiping now? Talking about how they just got their hair and nails done and then ate the beautician for an afternoon snack so they didn’t have to pay. Oh girl, you look so fine; and deadly.
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