Coffee is cheaper than speed.
February 17, 2012
Don't Be Racist, Be Like Mario...
June 23, 2011
So glad you're home, someone pooped in the hallway.
February 10, 2012
Zombie Hooters Girls
October 27, 2010
I Love You With All My Butt
June 30, 2010
What Happens To Popcorn When It's Hot Outside?
July 12, 2010
Cheating Death. High 5!
January 29, 2010
I love you this much.
July 21, 2011
Amazing Real Life Zombies!
October 21, 2009
Tiny Real Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
February 7, 2011
Found a Dog. If It’s Yours, Don’t Call. We’re BFFs Now.
May 17, 2013
That Guy Just Stole All Your Shit.
May 16, 2013
Don’t Be Silly. There Is No Monster Under Your Bed.
May 15, 2013
Alcohol won’t solve my problems, but neither will milk or orange juice.
May 15, 2013
Even Big Dogs Like to Cuddle with You
May 14, 2013
Time For Bed. Shut Up Brain!
May 13, 2013
Children Are Often Spoiled Because No One Will Spank Grandma.
May 12, 2013
Mom, You Da Bomb Diggity!
May 11, 2013
The Woman Cleaned Your Butt! Get Her Something Nice for Mother’s Day.
May 10, 2013
Everyone Needs Mom. Dad, Not So Much.
May 9, 2013

