Need a Compliment, Or an Insult, There’s an App For That
Some days you just want someone to say that you do a good job. You want to feel appreciated, valued, loved. And now there is software that will do that for you called Toady.
It offers up free compliments and ass kissing anytime you want.
But wait, there’s more!
Some days you turn into a smart ass and you need someone to take you down a peg. Toady can do that too by insulting you if need be.
Man, this app has it all for the low low price of free.
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