How are you feeling today? Pain Chart
Next time someone asks you how you’re doing, just reference this chart and tell them the truth. Oh, and have a nice day.
Doctors
My doctor told me to start killing people.
Well, maybe not exactly. But he did tell me to reduce the stress in my life. It’s kinda the same thing. And there are people who’d reduce my stress if they weren’t around.
The Truth About Doctors, Prostitutes and TSA Agents
Wow, it seems that there are more than a few professions where people get paid to touch your junk.