Zombie Teamwork
Teamwork. We can eat more brains together than we could ever eat alone. Even after we’re dead they’ll still talking about teamwork.
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Donuts or Brains. It’s A Hard Decision
Wow Janet! While I’d rather be eating your brain, I’ve got to admit these jelly donuts are darn tasty. Could donuts hold off a zombie attack? Possibly. If the donuts were tasty enough. Mmm donuts.
Zombies Only Want Your Brains, Your Tasty Brains
Zombies. They only want your brains, your tasty, tasty brains. It’s not to much to ask. If you think about it, zombies don’t ask for much. Can you just give them this one little thing? Once it’s gone, you won’t care.
Are We Safe From Vegan Zombies?
I have to say, vegan zombies don’t scare me much. If they are looking for grains, then they have no reason to eat me. I’m full of meet and chocolate and everything un-health. If all zombies were vegans, then no one would care about them. It’d be kind sad really.
Zombie Hooters Girls
Who doesn’t go to Hooters for the wings? I know I wouldn’t if my waitress were freakin zombies. I mean look at these girls. It’s just sad really. Past their prime and they’ll probably bite my head off.
LOL Zombie Cats
Who doesn’t love cats, zombies and cheeseburgers?! Put them all together and you get LOL Zombie Cats! Cute, yet deadly. Big thanks to everyone who adds cat pictures, puts on captions and loves cheeseburgers over at I https://icanhascheezburger.com/.
Do you like IHOP? Zombies Do.
Zombies also feast on IHOP food. I’m not sure if the zombies are eating the pancakes or if they are eating the brains of the customers. So it may not be safe to go to IHOP. Not sure on that one. Sounds like it should be safe though.
Zombies In The Area. You’ve Been Warned
Zombie sightings are on the rise. If you see a warning sigh like this, run! Save yourself. Worry about the rest of us later.
Evolution of Zombies
Even zombies had to evolve out of somewhere. Turns out, it’s the same place as you and me!
Even Zombies Like Halloween Candy
No trick or treat candy until you’ve eaten every bit of your brain, young man. Even zombie kids want to eat their Halloween candy more than they want to eat their dinner. And they get to eat brains! Guess chocolate is better than brains. But I could have told you that.