Quotes – Page 16 – LOL Zombie's Funny Pictures

Life is hard; It’s even harder when you’re stupid.

July 24, 2011 by LOL Zombie

Life is hard; It's even harder when you're stupid.

I’m confused. Or maybe I’m not.

July 21, 2011 by LOL Zombie

I'm confused. Or maybe I'm not.

I’m so confused I’m not sure if I’m confused or not.

I want to be here when karma comes back to punch you in the face.

July 15, 2011 by LOL Zombie

I want to be here when karma comes back to punch you in the face.

You know, just in case it needs help.

I wish I were a glow worm

July 12, 2011 by LOL Zombie

I wish I were a glow worm

Glow worms are never sad as light shines out their bum.

You can’t imagine the immensity of the F%@K I do not give.

July 12, 2011 by LOL Zombie

You can't imagine the immensity of the F I do not give.

Just sayin’ I DON’T CARE.

When I’m Sad I Just Sing

June 28, 2011 by LOL Zombie

When I'm Sad, I Just Sing

When I’m sad I just sing, and then I realize my voice is worse than my problems.

Worrying Is Like A Rocking Chair…

May 1, 2011 by LOL Zombie

It gives you something to do, but doesn’t get you anywhere.

My Inbox Is Full But My Life Is Empty

March 13, 2011 by LOL Zombie

My Inbox Is Full But My Life Is Empty

Sad but true reality of way to many people today.

Be Happy. This Is Your Life.

February 27, 2011 by LOL Zombie

Be Happy. This Is Your Life.

Have You Lost Everything?

February 20, 2011 by LOL Zombie

Have You Lost Everything?

It’s only after you’ve lost everything that you’re free to do anything.