Hi There. Can I Interest You In A Pamphlet?
If those freaky people at the kiosks in the mall were dolphins, then maybe I’d take their information.
Animals
You Know Your Flying To Low When…
You know your flying to low when you look out or airplane window and see a giraffe. That right there is a good time to start to panic.
Is This A Cow Pig? Does he make Bacon Flavored Beef?
Wow, a real life cow pig. This must be where beef flavored bacon comes from. Or is it bacon flavored beef?
Doogie Googlie Eyes
Isn’t he just so cute with his big googlie eyes looking up at you? How can you not love a dog like this?
I Said No Pictures Woman!
I said no pictures and what did you do? You took a picture. So *pow* Right in the kisser and it’s all your own fault.
Zombie Cow
Have you ever seen a zombie cow? They’re quite a sight. It seems that it’s not just humans that fall victim to zombies.