Please steal a donut truck and run from the police.
I don’t know about you, but if I turned on the news and saw live coverage of cops chasing a donut truck, I’d grab the popcorn and watch! You’d be my hero!
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Police Investigating A Stolden Toilet
Sadly, without any leads, they have nothing to go on.
Cops Now Patrol With Helicopters & Big Ass Guns
Think speeding tickets were bad before? Wait till you see a helicopter with giant guns coming after you. There will be no place you can run or hide. And if you try, they’ll gun down your car until there is nothing left. via Business Pundit.