Zombie Lawn Ornament. Scare The Shit Out Of People

Zombie Lawn Decoration

Do you feel your neighbors come over to often? Have a fetish for zombies? Think it’s cool to be the weirdo on the block? Then this freaky zombie lawn ornament is just for you!

“This life-size, gray-toned zombie will claw his way out of your garden plot, office, or family room corner, pleading for assistance with the most lifelike eyes you’ve ever seen.”

It’s freaky because it looks real! Perfect for Halloween, or any time of year for the zombie lover in your family. And, in case you missed it above, it goes perfect in the family room. WTF?

via SkyMall.

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