All Hail The Verizon iPhone bla bla bla

Verizon Guy iPhone 4Geeks everywhere wet themselves today when Verizon finally announced that the iPhone was coming to their network.

It’s amazing. It’s spectacular. It’s the same phone that’s been out for years on a different network.

No new features, no new design. Nothing but a different, and possibly less suckey, network.

It’s freakin’ amazing!

Good news for AT&T users as well as the AT&T network will see speed and reliability increase as a large portion of the customer base switches over to Verizon.

Of note, no other news happened today. If it did, you couldn’t hear it over the vPhone excitement.

Oh and Luke Wilson, you can suck it!

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