Somewhere between Roblox, YouTube Shorts, and whatever nonsense trend hit this week, our kids have decided that the number 67 is now peak comedy.
Unfortunately (or fortunately), Santa Claus does not agree.
According to very reliable sources (an Elf on the Shelf with questionable loyalty), Santa is officially done with “67”. If he hears it one more time, and he ain’t giving that kid shit; not even coal.
Parents, you are free to threaten your children accordingly.
Together, we can stop this.