Bike or Car? Money or Fat? Spanex or Jail?
It’s a tough decision.
The bike runs on fat, and saves me money.
The car runs on money, and makes me fat.
The car has a radio, protection from bugs and the weather, and when I hit things, it doesn’t hurt as much. Plus it goes wicked fast.
The bike can create its own roads, travel down the sidewalks without getting arrested, and no one cares if I wear spandex while driving it.
This is a tough decision.
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