I bet we could explore the galaxy if we stop being dicks.
There’s so much out there to explore, but we can’t keep NASA funded or even keep the federal government open. What the hell? Who voted for these idiots?
NASA
Dear NASA, Your mom thought I was big enough. Sincerely, Pluto
Some planets never give up. For the record, I’m on Pluto’s side.
If The 1st Moon Landing Failed
Way back when we Americans decided to try to send people to the moon. And we did. However, each president needs to be prepared for success or failure and that means a speech has to be ready incase something goes wrong. This is what Americans would have heard from Nixon if the astronauts never made … Read more